Full-Time Urban Enigma

Full-Time Mascot - Cape Town - Salary R10 000

Performance Meets Public Curiosity

Do you thrive on confusing strangers in the best possible way?
Are you equal parts performance artist, street philosopher, and lovable oddball?

Good because were hiring a full-time costumed legend to take to the streets and become a living symbol of delightful absurdity.

This is not your average gig. You wont be dancing at sports games or hyping up crowds. Youll be living in character, five days a week, eight hours a day a walking contradiction with a mission to entertain, confuse, and captivate.

What Youll Be Doing:

• Wander promenades, malls, sidewalks, and beaches in full character
• Spark curiosity without saying a word
• Take part in peaceful and humorous public demonstrations (props provided)
• Hand out mysterious flyers and even more mysterious vibes
• Appear in viral social content, guerrilla-style campaigns, and public stunts
• Pose for photos, accept awkward hugs, and inspire speculation
• Travel to random locations as directed (sometimes via Uber... still in costume)

This is performance as lifestyle. Think street theatre meets social experiment with a dash of internet fame.

You Should Apply If You:

• Are based in Cape Town
• Have a background in drama, clowning, performance art, or public shenanigans
• Are physically able to wear a full-body costume for long hours (yes, it gets warm you'll be a trooper)
• Are delightfully strange, ridiculously reliable, and unbothered by public stares
• Have a flair for silent comedy, mime, or pantomime
• Have access to transport (driving in costume = bonus points)
• Are the type of person people film without knowing why

Perks:

• Competitive salary
• No two days are ever the same
• Free range to embrace your inner eccentric
• Work by the beach, in cafes, or in line at the grocery store in full character
• Chance to become a local icon or meme (in the best way)

This isnt a job. Its an alter ego. Are you bold enough to live the character?