ALERT: WE’RE LOOKING FOR A AWESOME HUMAN. HEART OF GOLD REQUIRED. SENSE OF ADVENTURE MANDATORY. FLANNEL SHIRT OPTIONAL.
New Hartford, Connecticut… we have a job opening, and honestly, the local committee of overly dramatic white-tailed deer in charge of recruitment is stomping their hooves impatiently.
They’ve sniffed the applications.
They’ve chewed on the blueprints.
They’ve unanimously snorted: WE NEED YOU.
NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA!
NEW HARTFORD, CT
$25–$30 PER HOUR!
HELP A CHILD THRIVE IN A ROLE THAT IS ACTUALLY FULFILLING!
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THE VERY UNOFFICIAL HUMAN VIBE CHECK
Please proceed only if you can survive these highly advanced, deeply scientific questions:
Can you keep your cool when the day decides to completely improvise?
Can you turn a pile of building blocks into a mega-fortress without a blueprint?
Can you celebrate a kiddo mastering a new skill like they just won a gold medal?
Can you pull off being a total goofball while still keeping your eye on the goals?
Do you genuinely want to help a child build confidence and learn new skills?
If you answered yes…
CONGRATULATIONS. THE NEW HARTFORD WILDLIFE BOARD HAS APPROVED YOUR VIBE. ✅
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YOUR NEW GIG: PLAYTIME WITH A PURPOSE!
You’ll work one-on-one with a wonderful child, helping them grow, learn, and hit amazing milestones through interactive, engaging activities.
Your daily missions might include:
Slipping learning goals secretly into a game of hide-and-seek.
Playing board games to teach the fine art of taking turns.
Finding creative, artistic ways to keep things exciting.
Throwing mini-parties for every single tiny breakthrough.
Supporting autistic children as they explore, learn, and succeed.
Skip the corporate grind of staring at computer screens until you turn into a statue. Instead, use your patience, kindness, and energy to make a real, lasting impact.
IT’S COOPERATIVE WORK, BUILT AROUND REAL HUMAN CONNECTION.
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THE PART YOUR WALLET IS BEGGING YOU TO READ
$25–$30 PER HOUR!
Your bank account just stood up and cheered.
Your coffee fund just threw a party. ☕
⏰ FLEXIBLE PART-TIME SHIFTS
We offer schedule options built to slide seamlessly around your college classes, family life, or other gig commitments.
LEVEL UP YOUR RESUME!
If you're pursuing a future in Psychology, Education, Special Ed, or Speech Therapy, this hands-on experience is exactly what grad schools love to see.
ABSOLUTELY NO ABA EXPERIENCE? NO PANIC.
We don't expect you to walk through the door with a textbook memorized.
NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO START!
We supply the training. You supply the heart, dependability, and willingness to learn.
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THE SPECS: HUMAN EDITION
✅ You care about making people smile.
✅ You have patience to spare when learning takes time.
✅ You show up on time and take your commitments seriously.
✅ You bring warm, positive energy to the table.
✅ You’re open to learning and growing every day.
BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN A TEA PARTY WHILE SERIOUSLY DISCUSSING STRATEGY.
Please do not actually drink the plastic tea. HR is watching. ☕
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NEW HARTFORD, YOUR NEXT CHAPTER STARTS NOW.
A job paying $25–$30/hour.
High-quality training and transferable skills.
The chance to be a child’s absolute favorite part of the week.
And 100% freedom from being a corporate robot. ❌
NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA
New Hartford, Connecticut
$25–$30 per hour
RBT certification not required to apply!
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