Corporate Ninjas

Hiring Corporate Ninjas to cut down the corporate ladder!!!!

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We might be able to work together if…

If the only time you look forward to a red light is when you’re trying to finish a text.

If you think there's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

If as a driver you hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian you hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, you always hate cyclists.

If sometimes you’ll look down at your watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

If you totally take back all those times you didn't want to nap when you were younger.

If you feel there is great need for a sarcasm font.

Job hunting can be stressful, that’s why you shouldn't take yourself too seriously. 

NY Marketing Firm is now hiring for entry level sales and marketing representatives. Our expanding firm has had a very successful past developing entry level candidates into competitive sales representatives that in turn create top performing market managers.

We are currently seeking entry level candidates with the “winning mindsets" to develop very lucrative business careers. We WANT to develop and train our own people from the ground up, starting with entry level sales and marketing. Candidate promotion and pay is based on performance starting at the entry level and is NOT based on seniority. This is an entry level sales and marketing position.

Job Requirements

Our company policy is to train people from scratch, so only send your resume if one of the following applies: 

1. You have a sense of humor (in case you didn't get that earlier) 
2. You work with the utmost honesty and integrity
3. You work harder than everyone you know and put 100% into your work

This is a great position for the right candidate. If you believe you are up for the challenge, please submit your resume to [email protected]